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fucking GOD DAMMIT.

I am so fucking sick and tired of my fucking mother.

I swear to god she is fucking going through a mid life crisis. or I don’t know. she’s just gone fucking insane.

I fucking.hate.her.

(WARNING: CAPS LOCK=CRUISE CONTROL)

I CANNOT FUCKING STAND HER.

As I’m sure anyone who knows me, knows that I support a local band from Chicago called Dot Dot Dot. well, okay. Mom took me to see them at Summerfest. blah blah blah. spiffy keen.

BUT MOTHER, YOU ARE NOT FUCKING 15 YEARS OLD. YOU HAVE FUCKING RESPONSIBILITIES.

YOU FUCKING BITCH. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TREAT THEM LIKE THEIR SOME FUCKING TOY? YOU THINK IT’S FUCKING GAMES AND SHIT. YOU’RE 38 YEARS OLD. YEA IT’S GREAT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME EVERY NOW AND THEN.

WHEN YOU HAVE THE MONEY AND STABILITY TO FUCKING DO SO.

YOU LACK THEM BOTH.

AND YET, YET, YOU CAN FIND THE FUCKING TIME AND MONEY TO GO FUCKING ROCKFORD?? AND OF COURSE, NO, SARA CAN’T COME LOL. TOO MUCH GAS LOL.

WTF.

WTF.

THEN DON’T WASTE ANY OF THE FUCKING GAS.

QUIT FUCKING COMPETING WITH ME YOU FUCKING WHORE.

THIS IS NOT A REPEAT OF YOUR FUCKING WRESTLING GROUPIE DAYS YOU BITCH.

I WILL NOT FUCKING LET YOU CHEAPEN THIS SHIT. THAT BAND AND THE MEMBERS IN IT MEAN A LOT TO ME, AND IT’S JUST A FUCKING SKIPPY DO DAH FOR YOU.

YEA, IT’S FUCKING GREAT.  I KNOW, THEY HAVE A LARGE FANBASE.

BUT YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT? MOST OF THEM HAVE FUCKING BRAINS. NONE OF THEM, NOT EVEN THE DRUNK ONES YELL “TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!”

NONE OF THEM TELL THEIR 15-YEAR OLD DAUGHTER THEY’D BONE ADAM. ESPECIALLY KNOWING THEIR DAUGHTER LIKES HIM.

SERIOUSLY, ARE YOUR NEURONS NOT FUNCTIONING PROPERLY?

IT WAS MY THING.

AND YOU FUCKING STOLE IT AWAY AND NOW YOU STAND TRIUMPHANTLY ON IT, AS YOU BEAT IT TO SHIT WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.

THANKS A FUCKTON.

I FUCKING HATE YOU. I CAN’T STAND YOU. I DIDN’T WANT THIS TO END UP THIS WAY.

BUT I CANNOT FUCKING STAND YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT, AND THE WAY YOU FUCKING USE PEOPLE.

I’M NOT STUPID. I KNOW IN YOUR LITTLE BRAIN YOU THINK THAT YOU WILL GET YOUR DOSE OF FAME BY BEFRIENDING THEM.

FUCK THAT.

IF I WANT TO BE FAMOUS I’LL DO IT BY MYSELF, NOT USING OTHERS AS MY STEPPING STOOL.

IT HAS NOT BROUGHT US TOGETHER, QUIT FUCKING SUGAR COATING SHIT.

god damn it. I have never been so pissed off at someone in my entire LIFE.

uhsfffffffffffffffffff I plan on sending her a message detailing how much she fucking sucks and why.

but that’ll be tomorrow. If I sent one tonight it’d be curses-laden and bitchy and that’s not good.

fucking god dammit. I cannot stand her.

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2 Responses

  1. Posted on 18. December 2009 at 18:45 #comment-481

    James




    that… wasted 20 seconds of my life that I’ll never get back, but I feel compelled to waste another 20 seconds replying to your stupid shit. if you’re going to post a fucking 15 page diatribe about how you hate your mother, TELL US WHAT THE FUCK SHE DID. retard.

  2. Posted on 21. January 2010 at 20:27 #comment-529



    dear james,
    do you have the reading comprehension of a 2-year old? If you had actually read it, you may have gotten a vague understanding of what she did.

    also, really, it doesn’t matter if you know what she did or not. Because you don’t have to read this. this blog is for me to write when I need to write, when I’m upset, happy, mad etc.
    I didn’t write this for everyone else, I wrote it for me.

    so plz. try again. :)

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