Killing cliche's as fast as you invent them.

First words out of my mouth as I excited school today after work:

“SON OF A COCK NUGGET IT’S SNOWING. WHAT THE FUCK.”

I.hate.chicago.weather.

In other news, we had a lockdown today at school. Dunno why. Bet they were doing a drug search or something. Ahaha

In other other news, I have decided that, instead of a boyfriend, I am going to find a girlfriend.

I am sick of dick. As in, boys. Don’t get me wrong, I still find them attractive. but, I’m tired of dating their stupid asses. I’m BORED. AS HELL.

I spent the entire day daydreaming about the perfect girl to date.

I’ve always felt secure in my sexuality. I find girls attractive.

The odd thing about it though, is that, I’ve never felt…restinance. My friends don’t care. My dad sure as hell doesn’t give a shit.

Well, my mom does. She seems on a mission to convince herself, and me that I am not bisexual.

“Oh, you have to like one or the other!”

“Psh, you’re not bisexual. You’ve been dating guys a lot. You’re not bisexual.”

So, if I date a lot of girls, does that make me a full on lesbian?

Personally, I don’t give a shit WHAT’S between your legs.  Sex is sex, and at the end of the day you get off. whatever.

anyway, that’s all really.

I’m done with guys for a bit.

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